So today I had a lunch meeting at the Four Seasons restaurant without realizing I was going to be eating there.
Apparently I was missing the jacket necessary to dine at the fine establishment. The maitre d’ gave me one. Embarrassing. …but I was there before the other guests, I guess that counts for something? Luckily I was dressed properly otherwise?
I went home to look up their website and found this:
…which I’m sure they put there so you don’t feel as stupid when you go home after eating there to check the dress code after having to borrow a sport jacket.
IDK, this post feels out of place without a paragraph to tell me why you chose that song. I know it’s pretty obvious but I want you to explain it to me as if I’m a child.