Author Archive for Dan



19
Jul

All Her Career Needs Is A Little Bump

I absolutely loved the double entendre in the marketing for the Linday Lohan ABC Family “original movie!”:

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Are they SERIOUS?! Anyway the movie was pretty decent for a made-for-tv-except-not-actually-made-for-tv-because-it-was-intended-for-a-theatrical-release movie. And I’m easy to please when I’m not paying anything to watch it.

P.S. – The Sarah Palin ads on my blog are out of control but I love them as well.


03
Jul

You Better WERK: Palin Not WERKing Edition

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Such a creepy lil sneaky lil that Sara Palin, resigning from her Alaskan governorship the Friday afternoon before a holiday weekend. You just KNOW something is afoot. At least this will decrease the non-stop Michael Jackson “news.” Check out her resignation speech below (I’m sure we’ll be hearing it on loop for days to come):

It’s so insanely rambling and nonsensical. There has got to be some sort of scandal behind all this, right?

30
Jun

Two Years Later: Britney Poops Out a Music Video for Radar

Is she serious with this shiz? I mean, it took two years to come up with this amazing concept? Really?

Found it on Dailymotion, hurrah!

29
Jun

You Better WERK: Danielle Staub / Ruth Madoff Edition

Spotted at the 2009 NYC Pride Prade: Real Housewives of New Jersey’s DANIELLE STAUB. Gurrrrrrrrrl is looking ferosh. I wasn’t upset about working during Pride until now. (courtesy of Towleroad)

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Isn’t a bit PRESUMPTUOUS for the news media to say Bernie Madoff will DIE behind bars because of the 150 year sentence? Who knows what kind of billion dollar life extending elixir Bernie was drinking all this time. I am sick of sensational journalism. I am NOT sick of this picture of Ruth Madoff riding the subway however. (courtesy of the NY Post)

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My favorite part is the quote, “Are you having fun embarrassing me — and ruining my life?” That is essentially how I feel when I’m on the subway everyday of my life.

27
Jun

Let Me Tell You SOME MORE Things About My Family

Sad that Real Housewives of New Jersey is over? Welcome to my life. I am here to deliver however.

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Apparently Dina and the never seen Tommy Manzo let VH1 film their 1.15 million dollar wedding for an episode of My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding! I am DYING.

Caroline, Caroline’s husband, Lexi, and Albie all make appearances. I might be missing other cameos, but the video streamed kind of grainy on my computer. I tried to keep an eye out for Jacqueline as a possible bridesmaid but I don’t think I saw her at all. It’s kind of weird how Tommy didn’t take part in RHONJ because he seemed really into being featured in this episode.