I thought I would break this awkward silence with the pair of new eyeglasses I purchased:
About a month ago, I broke my old pair that I’ve had for at least 4 years, and it took me that long to settle on a new pair. They are Barton Perreira which I’ve never heard of before, but whatever I think they’re cute.
God I wish my Bolt Bus trip was a “quiet ride,” the people behind me would not shut up the whole two hours.
I found this little quiet ride sign on the septa train interesting. Excuse my iphone photography.
I am surprised that no on the internet has discussed how Orly Taitz, one of the leaders of the birther movement, looks like Lady GaGa circa 2029. Please consider the lovely side-by-side I created for your viewing pleasure:
And here is a fun remix of Orly I saw on towleroad:
All I gots to say is…
Can we talk about Ally Bank for a second? I think they have had ads on about 80% of the websites I’ve visited recently, and apparently they can back it up. They have one of the best savings account interest rates, no monthly fees or stupid service charges, and insured by FDIC.
I opened an account last week, but didn’t get around to transferring any money over to it yet. When I got home from work I totally crashed, and was awakened with a call from an 877 number. It was Ally, and they were concerned that I had two accounts open with no amounts in either (I was a spaz and accidentally created two accounts during the sign up process and couldn’t figure out how to delete it). The woman on the phone was super nice and offered to shut down one of the accounts for me, and regarding the accounts being empty I explained, “Hold it sista, I was going to deposit some money tomorrow.” It was a weird and strange and nice customer service experience. I wanted to figure out how to shut down one of the account and they actually found ME instead of me having to wait on hold to get an answer.
I will report back if anything interesting besides me making some interest monies occurs.
Can we talk about Whitney’s impending comeback? I CAN NOT WAIT! I have to say that despite the LEGENDARY Wendy Williams / Whitney Houston interview, Whitney should be kissing Wendy’s ass right now because Wendy has been pushing this new album every damn day on her talk show (the talk show being a topic I need to discuss soon, fyi). Even if it’s a disaster, it will still be a fun experience for everyone. Whitney has had me signed onto this endeavor since the album cover was released:
I am totally jamming to the most recent leaked track, Million Dollar Bill, with my main complaint being that the song feels too short (which is weird because 3:26 isn’t really that short). I can totally picture my officemates jamming to this song on a daily basis for months:
My favorite part is that Whitney is acting her age instead of singing songs that make you look like an idiot, and yes, I’m looking at you MARIAH.
Now all I need is a bitchy attitude (check!) and some half asian children (this might take some work).
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